There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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