I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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