The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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