I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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