i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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