Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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