It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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