is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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