Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
