I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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