i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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