Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
