I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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