we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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