so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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