On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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