I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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