i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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