I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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