i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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