High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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