So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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