Buhtt sex?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
