the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My dad just said "fuck circus"