normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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