You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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