it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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