is this the sara with the beer cane?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
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How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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