I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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