the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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