i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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