He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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