That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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