Where is the hickey?
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
we made out on top of his cat.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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