Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You smell like stripper and shame
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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