sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Dick very happy bro
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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