Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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