And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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