I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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