So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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