Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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