office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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