his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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