he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I have aggressive nipples.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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