I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize