So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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