No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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