best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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