The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
ttyl tear gas
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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