no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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