3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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