There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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