I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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